You Kids and Your Neon Shoes

They tried to sell me these.

In my recent shopping trip for shoes, I was amazed at the array of rainbow colors that I did not want. It was actually hard to find shoes that didn't look like a night light. Even the shoes I ended up with had green neon lining and accents.

You kids today and your neon shoes! Back in my day shoes came in red, white, or blue, and we liked it.

And stay off my lawn.

Asics GT Lime and Red? No thanks.

Swimmer, biker, runner, and kangaroo silhouettes!